The Ravenholm X-Files
How came you here brother?
This is the wrong side of the Web!
Mend your ways before it is to late!
Can you imagine that some dude keeps playing Half Life Ravenholm every day?!
So that's me.
Fascinated by the guiding light of father Gregory I took my every day lesson from this funny guy.
And then one day it happened...
Ever since my guide was talking quite reasonable though funny stuff like
"Aim for the head!" or
"These peculiar demons which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found..."
On some of those occassions I could not believe my ears - this dude where cursing the enemies in words I never got to hear on this game before.
But even funnier - I did not get to reproduce the situation anymore.
Till now.
One day I got enlighted and stood there, trembling, knowing something transcendent came down on me and I heared the voice - cursing!
I plugged in my Mini-Disc Player (it's a Sony) and recorded the curses, which you will find here.
These words - some even filled with Kabbalistic wisdom at it's best, made me laught my ass off.
If you are a Ravenholm fan, maybe you feel the same - if not then your soul may be burnt by evil forces and your heart be eaten by wicked demons! - Go away - this is not the place for you! Save your soul and - R U N A W A Y!!!!
And for visual delight see my Ravenholm picture galery.
Father Gregory
